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Monka Funka
you call me a boy but I am trying to be a man
Created on 2006-03-06 02:44:47 (#9693213), last updated 2008-10-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Monk |
|---|---|
| Location: | Gastonia, North Carolina, United States |
| Website: | My mother fucking Space |
BioSometimes, I think I try too hard for opportunities and people that aren't worth it. I have the tendency to give more than I receive. In life, I try to live day to day. I keep getting caught up on wasting time on things that don't last. Even with all the bad, I still see good.
I am pretty random. I don't like the usual things. I like to be spontaneous. Life if more fun when you sometimes just let things happen rather than planning them out. Rather than worrying about other's feelings all the time and instead do what pleases you.
I like pointless stories. I like random facts. Like, did you know that humans and dolphins are the only mammals that fuck for pleasure and not just to reproduce? Or, did you know that there is a type of shrew that literally screws itself to death? For 2 weeks it has sex with any female it sees. Therefore, it forgets to eat those two weeks and dies. How about, when eating a banana you should not eat either of the ends. Know why? That is where spiders lay their eggs. YUMMY Spidey children in you tummy!
Occasionally, I can be a bitch. I am bluntly honest. Cursed that way because I am a Sagittarius. I don't always mean to say things to intentionally offend you. I am not one to fuck with. I don't put up with ignorance. Ignorant people piss me off and are written out of my life in 2.5 seconds.
I like to talk things out rather than fight about it. I don't mind sharing my emotions with someone, but I don't want to be called stupid for it. I hate to be thought of as not being intellectual. I have been told I am wise beyond my years on more than one occasion. That it can be seen in my eyes. Respect me, I respect you. Soon as that respect is lost though, don't plan on getting it back for a long time. I have trust issues and if you fuck me over, more than likely I will never trust you again.
Overall, I am pretty chill. I enjoy drinking. I enjoy smoking cigarettes. I guess I like the things that are bad for me. Makes life more intriguing. I also enjoy intriguing people. Those who different from the main norm and aren't afraid to be different and a little goofy. They are the best.
I am pretty random. I don't like the usual things. I like to be spontaneous. Life if more fun when you sometimes just let things happen rather than planning them out. Rather than worrying about other's feelings all the time and instead do what pleases you.
I like pointless stories. I like random facts. Like, did you know that humans and dolphins are the only mammals that fuck for pleasure and not just to reproduce? Or, did you know that there is a type of shrew that literally screws itself to death? For 2 weeks it has sex with any female it sees. Therefore, it forgets to eat those two weeks and dies. How about, when eating a banana you should not eat either of the ends. Know why? That is where spiders lay their eggs. YUMMY Spidey children in you tummy!
Occasionally, I can be a bitch. I am bluntly honest. Cursed that way because I am a Sagittarius. I don't always mean to say things to intentionally offend you. I am not one to fuck with. I don't put up with ignorance. Ignorant people piss me off and are written out of my life in 2.5 seconds.
I like to talk things out rather than fight about it. I don't mind sharing my emotions with someone, but I don't want to be called stupid for it. I hate to be thought of as not being intellectual. I have been told I am wise beyond my years on more than one occasion. That it can be seen in my eyes. Respect me, I respect you. Soon as that respect is lost though, don't plan on getting it back for a long time. I have trust issues and if you fuck me over, more than likely I will never trust you again.
Overall, I am pretty chill. I enjoy drinking. I enjoy smoking cigarettes. I guess I like the things that are bad for me. Makes life more intriguing. I also enjoy intriguing people. Those who different from the main norm and aren't afraid to be different and a little goofy. They are the best.
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